Dear White Girl at Chipotle,
If you’re going to insist on having dreadlocks, KEEP THAT SHIT NEAT. I’m sure that you think that having dreadlocks gives you an excuse to abandon hygiene, but it does not. I think everyone has seen clean, neat dreads. The people who have that kind of dreads take care of them. You clearly woke up one day and decided to get dreads to show everyone you’re “different,” stopped ever taking a shower, and that brings us to now when I’m trying to wipe a disgusted expression off my face while you’re making my food. I shouldn’t have to keep looking at you, wondering if some small animal is going to climb out of your hair. Shave your head, or don’t work in food service.